joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(Source: saintsoup, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(via beyoncebeytwice)

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